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1Back to top Go down    ice fishing on Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:09 pm

Bruce

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,

and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular


cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,


"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"


Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of


cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens


the voice bellowed,


"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"


The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of


the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again t o cut her hole.


The voice came once more,


"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"


She stopped, looked skyward! and said,


"IS THAT YOU LORD?"


The voice replied,


"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK

    

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