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1Back to top Go down   conjoined twins Empty conjoined twins on Tue May 04, 2010 3:54 pm


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Conjoined Twins

Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar

One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.

I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please.'

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation
while pouring the beers.

'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year, hire a
car. and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'

Jim agrees.

'Ah, England !' says the bartender. 'Wonderful Country ...the history, the
beer, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. 'Hamburgers & Molson's
beer, that's us, eh, Jim?

'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive!'


2Back to top Go down   conjoined twins Empty Re: conjoined twins on Tue May 04, 2010 9:37 pm


That was funny! Perhaps it's because it's about the first thing I read upon waking...

Someone should tell Jim and John to get out more! There's a big wide world of 'which side of the road is the right side of the road' out there to share the driving in, and they can holiday under the sun. conjoined twins Icon_sunny


3Back to top Go down   conjoined twins Empty Re: conjoined twins on Wed May 05, 2010 9:28 am


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Sad all you poor devils in places like the US where you are forced to drive on the wrong side of the road. Stand up for your rights demand to be allowed to drive on the correct side of the road like we do in the rest of the world Very Happy


4Back to top Go down   conjoined twins Empty Re: conjoined twins on Wed May 05, 2010 9:55 am

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We solved the problem and ride on the middle of the road!

Canada already tried to switch the driving to the left side.
The minister of transportation came with a good plan to gradually switch without creating a lot of inconvenience to drivers.
The first month, only the trucks would have to drive on the left side, and a month later it would have been the cars and motorcycles.
That didn't work and now we have fewer cars on the road! Razz

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