The old pilot...
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> An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he
> sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned
> to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
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> He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
> Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict,
> taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot..'
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> She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
> As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I
> shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
> It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
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> The two sat sipping in silence.
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> A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old
> pilot and asked: "are you a real pilot?"
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> He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian…
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