A very elderly gentleman, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good aftershave, presenting a well looked after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.
Seated at the bar is an elderly lady, about mid eighties.
The gentleman walks over, sits alongside her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says:
''So tell me, do I come here often"?