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1Back to top Go down    A Classic Motorbike Joke: on Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:47 pm

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A young man bought the fastest motorbike that money could buy: a Yamaondason 2010 SP 8.2. It was the most expensive 'bike in the world, costing $92,150.99.

The first day he bought the new 'bike he took it for a spin. While doing so he stopped at a red light at the city limits. An elderly gentleman pulled up next to him on a scooter. The man looked over at the bright, red, shiny, sleek new motorbike and asked, "What kind of scooter ya got there, sonny?"

The young man replied, "It's a Yamaondason 2010 SP 8.2. It costs $92,150.99 out the door."

"That's a lot of money," said the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this bike can go over 300 kph!" exclaimed the young man.

The old fella asked, "Can I take a closer look at it?"

"Sure," replied the new owner.

From his scooter, the old man leaned over and took a good look at the very fast-looking machine. Just then the light changed, so the young man decided to show the old guy what his new motorbike could really do. He gave it full throttle and within 20 seconds the speedometre read 299 kph.

Suddenly, he noticed a dot in his rear-view mirror. It seemed to be getting closer! He slowed a little to see what it could be, and, suddenly, WHHHOOOSSSHHH, something whipped passed him going much faster. "What could be faster than my 2010 SP 8.2?" the young man thought to himself. Then, just ahead of him, he saw the dot coming back at him. WHHHOOOSSSHHH! It went flying by him again, going in the opposite direction! It almost looked like the elderly man on the scooter! How could that be, thought the young man. Again he saw the dot in his mirror!

WHHHOOOSSSHHH! KABBBLAMMM! The scooter slammed into the rear of the shiny new 2010 SP 8.2, demolishing the back end of the young rider's pride and joy.

The young man jumped off and saw it was the old timer. Of course the scooter was crushed, and the old man was lying on the ground, pretty badly bashed up. The young man ran over to him and asked, "Are you hurt? Is there anything I can do for you, old mate?

The old man groaned and replied, "Yes, would you please unhook my braces (suspenders) from your mirror?"

    

2Back to top Go down    Re: A Classic Motorbike Joke: on Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:17 pm

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