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1Back to top Go down    UK CLASSIFIED ADS on Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:12 am

Crazy Frog

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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer 100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, 200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


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2Back to top Go down    Re: UK CLASSIFIED ADS on Fri Feb 11, 2011 3:18 pm

boristhebike

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roadside advert 20+ ft long A.1 going North, UK:
Solicitors. "DOOLITTLE and DALLY". Call now.

    

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