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1Back to top Go down   Tattoo Fail. Empty Tattoo Fail. Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:09 am

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Today I was riding down the busy motorway near Coomera minding my own business, in the second lane of four, letting the fast cars overtake me on the right (we drive on the left here) and the slow cars overtake me on the left, when a slammed Mitsi Lancer with extra bling comes flying past me on the right, dives into the lane directly in front of me, driver's head turned left, brakes lights blinking nervously, and no indicator on to signal the driver's intentions (though anyone with half a brain could see he was going to go for the next exit coming up fast) and so he went for it into a gap no wider than two car lengths, scattering cars as he left the motorway. Across the back window in script was this curious statement, "Justify Your Existance", just like that. He nearly took out a slow-moving semi towing two trailers, what we call a B-Double. I think the semi would have taken him out but the driver, likely heaps more experienced than the car driver, managed to avoid him without hitting any of the rest of us road users. Where are the coppers when you need 'em?!
Tattoo Fail. Justif10

Later on I was reminded of bad spelling, poor punctuation and the generally sloppy attitude towards the English language lately, and perhaps it's always been that way. So with that in mind I present to you the ultimate, indelible, lifetime achievement award 'tattoo fail'...

Tattoo Fail. Bobyma10
I wonder what the 'inkee' thought when someone pointed out to him the permanent nature of the error. Perhaps Bob Marley and Jimi Hendrix were mates at one time. Nuh. Different eras. Fail!

    

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I wonder how many members appreciate Bob, Jimi and Jethro ? I do, but I wonder how many have actually made a connection between rock, metal, rasta and a flute Smile

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05/1986 (K55) K100RS Motorsport (Europe), Production Code: 0503, 110k km, VIN:0140519 (SOLD)
1976 Honda Goldwing GL1000 (naked)
1997 BMW K1200RS red, VIN: WB10544A1VZA22667
    

3Back to top Go down   Tattoo Fail. Empty Re: Tattoo Fail. Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:36 am

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I did make an attempt. study

    

4Back to top Go down   Tattoo Fail. Empty Re: Tattoo Fail. Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:42 pm

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i was at a comedy club , and one of the support acts came on , he was a massive bloke beard and tatts, he said" i rode here tonight on my harley, on the way over this young d*@khead in a ute with the "No fear" sticker and the music blaring cut me off , so at the next set of lights i got off , walked up beside his window and thumped on his roof and he sh#t himself, i said , your bloody sticker doesn't work mate does it ?

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Tattoo Fail. 44271


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
1987 k100rs ########   "Red"  - (red sports rs TWB style )
1989 K100rt #009637   "Black Betty"  (naked rt ala Nigel , now sporting an rs main fairing )
    

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Love it!


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Tattoo Fail. Ir-log1188....May contain nuts!Tattoo Fail. Ir-log11

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." - St. Augustine from 1600 years ago & still true!

K1 - 1989 - AKA Titan (unique K1/K1100RS hybrid by Andreas Esterhammer)
K1100RS - 1995. AKA Rudolf Von Schmurf (in a million bits)
K100RS - 1991 AKA Ronnie. Cafe racer project bike
K75RTP - 1994
K75C - 1991 AKA Jim Beam. In boxes. 
K1100LT 1992 - AKA Big Red (gone)
K100LT - 1988 - AKA the Bullion brick. Should never have sold it.
    

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Very Happy Laughing

    

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