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1Back to top Go down    Open heart surgery on Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:00 pm

Rickmeister

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A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you make $1,695,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...

"I do it with the engine running".


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2Back to top Go down    Re: Open heart surgery on Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:04 pm

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Very Happy


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3Back to top Go down    Re: Open heart surgery on Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:57 pm

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It HAD to be a Harley that needed work, not a K! Good one.


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4Back to top Go down    Re: Open heart surgery on Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:44 pm

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Was he a Harley Street Doctor ? Laughing


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5Back to top Go down    Re: Open heart surgery on Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:17 pm

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88KE wrote:Was he a Harley Street Doctor ? Laughing

Oh GROAN lol!


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6Back to top Go down    Re: Open heart surgery on Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:34 am

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88KE wrote:Was he a Harley Street Doctor ? Laughing

Cool

Ooooh get your coat 88' Very Happy

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