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1Back to top Go down    Waiting at the gates on Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:17 pm

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Two dead women are waiting to be seen at the Pearly Gates. One says to the other..

How did you die?

I froze to death.

Oh, that must be awful!

Actually it wasn't too bad, once I stopped shivvering I just fell into a deep sleep and that was it. How did you die?

Oh, I'm so stupid, I was convinced my husband was having an affair so I came home early. I ran around the house searching in all the rooms, up and down the stairs and he just sat there, in front of the television, like a zombie. I got so stressed I collapsed and died from a heart attack!

It's a pity you didn't look in the freezer then we would both still be alive! Laughing

    

2Back to top Go down    Re: Waiting at the gates on Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:39 pm

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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%O
    

3Back to top Go down    Re: Waiting at the gates on Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:03 am

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Laughing Laughing Laughing


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K100RS 1986 RED!

Dress for the ride and the potential slide.
    

4Back to top Go down    Re: Waiting at the gates on Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:27 am

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Very Happy Laughing Smile

    

5Back to top Go down    Re: Waiting at the gates on Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:26 am

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Cool joke!


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1983 K100basic vin 0003960 colour red
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl
    

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