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1Back to top Go down    Cheating Wife on Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:21 pm

Ringfad

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Dear Kay,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs ... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has also been going out with the girls a lot recently but when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them”. I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but then she always walks down the drive.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my BMW K100 motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that my engine was leaking oil from the oil pump weep hole. Is this something I can fix myself or should I approach the Forum for help?


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2Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:26 pm

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88....May contain nuts!

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Bike: K100LT 1988. 0172363. AKA the Bullion Brick! Mods: k1100 screen and stands.
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3Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:38 pm

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It's a sign. Just after my oil seal went I found my wife in bed with the plumber.







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4Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:43 pm

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@MT350Explorer wrote:It's a sign. Just after my oil seal went I found my wife in bed with the plumber.

Did the plumber fixed the leak?


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5Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:48 pm

MT350Explorer

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@Crazy Frog wrote:
@MT350Explorer wrote:It's a sign. Just after my oil seal went I found my wife in bed with the plumber.

Did the plumber fixed the leak?

Oh yeah, first class, I'd use him again


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6Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:57 pm

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Dear Ringfad,

If I was you, I would set my priorities straight...
Forum members will gladly help you to fix the leak on the oil pump, but they may have problems to fix your relationship with your wife.
Get the bike fixed and at least you will be able to take your mistress for a ride.

Kay.


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7Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:40 pm

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I suggest you consult with your nearest authorized BMW Motorad workshop they may still have a crate the new bikes are deliverd in. It should be large enough to hide two bodies.


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8Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:56 am

Hover K100

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Works both ways, I told my wife I was having (another) mid life crisis but could not afford a brand new Ferrari and a blonde 30 years younger than her so she settled for letting me buy a K100 engined hovercraft Very Happy. Suppose she reckons it keeps me occupied Very Happy.
Funnily enough my oil pump is weeping too!!!!

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9Back to top Go down    Re: Cheating Wife on Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:34 am

klompy the grey brick

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strangely enough I think mine prefers me pottering about in the garage all night, rather than annoying her....its almost perfect.


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"Grace" 1984 K100RS Silver VIN 0019026 Mitt eine Staintune Zorst.
"Olivia" 1997 K1100LT Dark Grey VIN WB1052600W0237453.









Chassis number0019026
Vehicle code0503
SeriesK589
ModelK 100 RS 83 (0502 ( 0503 )
Body typeK 100 RS 83 (0502
Catalog modelECE
Production date1984 / 07
Engine0513)




    

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