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1Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:10 am

Ajays

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I am, you are, we are Australian.
WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands (although a few too many of us come from New Zealand) and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like.

We are One Nation but we're divided into many States.

First, there's Victoria, named after a queen who didn't believe in lesbians. Victoria is the realm of Mossimo turtlenecks, cafe latte, grand-final day and big horse races.
Its capital is Melbourne, whose chief marketing pitch is that "it's liveable". At least that's what they think. The rest of us think it is too bloody cold and wet.

Next, there's NSW, the realm of pastel shorts, macchiato with sugar, thin books read quickly and millions of dancing queens. Its capital Sydney has more queens than any other city in the world and is proud of it. Its mascots are Bondi lifesavers who pull their Speedos up their cracks to keep the left and right sides of their brains separate.

Down south we have Tasmania, a State based on the notion that the family that bonks together stays together. In Tassie, everyone gets an extra chromosome at conception. Maps of the State bring smiles to the sternest faces. It holds the world record for a single mass shooting, which the Yanks can't seem to beat no matter how often they try.

South Australia is the province of half-decent reds, a festival of foreigners, off season carni-folk, and bizarre axe murders. SA is the state of innovation. Where else can you so effectively re use country bank vaults and barrels as in Snowtown, just out of Adelaide (also named after a queen). They had the Grand Prix, but lost it when the views of Adelaide sent the Formula One drivers to sleep at the wheel.

Western Australia is too far from anywhere to be relevant. Its main claim to fame is that it doesn't have daylight saving because if it did all the men would get erections on the bus on the way to work. WA was the last state to stop importing convicts and many of them still work there in the government and business.

The Northern Territory is the red heart of our land. Outback plains, sheep stations the size of Europe, Kangaroos, Jackaroos, Emus, Uluru and dusty kids with big smiles. It also has the highest beer consumption of anywhere on the planet and its creek beds have the highest aluminium content of anywhere too. Although the Territory is the centre piece of our national culture, few of us live there and the rest prefer to fly over it on our way to Bali.

And there's Queensland. ... While any mention of God seems silly in a document defining a nation of half-arsed sceptics, it is worth noting that God probably made Queensland as its beautiful one day and perfect the next?? Why he filled it with dickheads remains a complete mystery.

Oh yes and there's Canberra. The least said the better.

We, the citizens of Oz, are united by Highways, whose treacherous twists and turns kill more of us each year than murderers. We are united in our lust for international recognition.






Not that we're whinging, we leave that to our Pommy immigrants.

We want to make "no worries mate" our national phrase, "she'll be right mate" our national attitude and "Waltzing Matilda" our national anthem .

(So what if it's about a sheep-stealing crim who commits suicide).

We love sport so much our news readers can read the death toll from a sailing race and still tell us who's winning. And we're the best in the world at all the sports that count, like cricket, netball, rugby, AFL, roo-shooting, two-up and horse racing. We also have the biggest rock, the tastiest pies, the blackest aborigines and the worst-dressed Olympians in the known universe. And our national dress code is short shorts, thongs, and the good old t-shirt!

We shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. Even though we might seem a racist, closed-minded, sports-obsessed little people, at least we feel better for it.

I am, you are, we are Australian.


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2Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:32 am

charlie99

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thanks ajays ...needed a laugh right now .Bless 'em all 44271

its all true you know ....but we have the skills to realize its all toungue in cheek ...well most of us ( there are still some seriously disadvantaged and parochial country folks that would certainly take offence (and a shotgun ) to strangers having a laugh at us ..

just like we have the most venomous snakes, spiders and everything else in the universe including "drop bears", yowies"and so many other local forms of horror and fear .

its all just bluff ,,,we wanna keep aussie to ourselves , and promote less "eastern islands"(read kiwi term for aussie is the great western island ) and "pommie" emigration ...unfortunatly the asian and european invasion take at least 2 generations to realize the aussie humor of things day to day ,( im sure its just a lost in translation thing ))

an interesting urban myth, it appears that there are more kiwis in aussie than actually in nzed . grin

we have great roads ...all year riding, fishing, beach swimming and perving ,camping and some of us live so far north that daylight saving is a waste of concideration , we already have 12 -14 hours of sunshine .most all the year round..giggle

thanks again, i feel proud now

you really aught to come out for a good holiday ..but dont try to do it in a week or a month, you wont get it or what its all about in that short time .

cheers from aussie


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%OBless 'em all Au-log10

'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

3Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 3:55 am

Ajays

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https://youtu.be/gdsTTsZVORE



Never change your character...lovely folk ..ask a question and you get a real answer.

Bless 'em all


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4Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:09 am

RicK G

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@Ajays wrote:https://youtu.be/gdsTTsZVORE



Never change your character...lovely folk ..ask a question and you get a real answer.

Bless 'em all

You apparently have never had anything to do with our politicians. Very Happy


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Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


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5Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:11 am

charlie99

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ill have what hes having ...a glass of dust ... giggle

thanks ajays they were magnificent werent they ...


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%OBless 'em all Au-log10

'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

6Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:51 am

Matthew-Brisbane

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Thanks Ajays very funny told the wife to read it as she is Welsh > Kiwi and won’t support OZ in anything

    

7Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:04 am

charlie99

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poor girl ....

she should get out more

there are some brilliant minds out there ...and im not talking about the stereotypical "ocker" or "kiwi "

or the ones living "over there "

life is far to serious not to have some fun, enjoy humor in all its wonderfull variations, is all i can say .


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%OBless 'em all Au-log10

'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

8Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:25 am

klompy the grey brick

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I think this is more like it..my wife is from up north....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ


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"Grace" 1984 K100RS Silver VIN 0019026 Mitt eine Staintune Zorst.
"Olivia" 1997 K1100LT Dark Grey VIN WB1052600W0237453.









Chassis number0019026
Vehicle code0503
SeriesK589
ModelK 100 RS 83 (0502 ( 0503 )
Body typeK 100 RS 83 (0502
Catalog modelECE
Production date1984 / 07
Engine0513)

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9Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:03 pm

10-ring

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I ever seen the ronnies what a hoot.

    

10Back to top Go down   Bless 'em all Empty Re: Bless 'em all on Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:26 pm

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" He's gawn minceabout...." Bahahaha.

    

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