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Becky

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Men don't seem to understand bra sizes so I thought id help you all out Smile

A is for absent
B is for boring
C is for compact
D is for decent
E is for enough
F is for fair
 and G is for ginormous and gorgeous and great! :p

    

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Dai

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Best explanation I've ever seen.


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1987 K100RT
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larrikin

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I always thought there were 3 types of Bras, Cowboy, Fidel Castro and Salvation Army.
A Cowboy bras rounds 'em up and heads 'em out
A Fidel Castro supports the masses
And a Salvation Army uplifts the fallen


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88 BMW K100RS

It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car
    

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92KK 84WW Olaf

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Becky wrote:Men don't seem to understand bra sizes so I thought id help you all out Smile

A is for absent
B is for boring
C is for compact
D is for decent
E is for enough
F is for fair
 and G is for ginormous and gorgeous and great! :p

What about K????????????


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 48,061 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 61,190 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

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Becky

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K= Boobs in a Korset while straddling a K!

    

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92KK 84WW Olaf

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KOLOSSAL


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 48,061 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 61,190 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

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Holister

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Kahunas  Laughing


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1989 K100RT     VIN  0097367 (naked)  
1996 K1100RS   VIN  0451808		 Bra sizes explained... Austra12    Fuel:  95 Octane
Engine Oil: Nulon Full Synthetic 15W50
Gear Box Oil:  Nulon Synthetic 75W90
    

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Kyle10

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How can you prevent a man from breaking into your house?

Replace the locks with bra fasteners.


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Mark K Boy

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Dai wrote:Best explanation I've ever seen.
Mate I just saw an image of your bike...

What size Alternator are you running?
where do all the relays fit?????    Smile


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Keep the shinny side up !

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Mark K Boy

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Kaptain Holister wrote:Kahunas  Laughing
PS, very funny - all of the above.......


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Mark Surman
Keep the shinny side up !

Bra sizes explained... Au-log12
http://www.marksurman.com
    

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Mark K Boy

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What is a Zebra ?

The biggest one they make !!


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Mark Surman
Keep the shinny side up !

Bra sizes explained... Au-log12
http://www.marksurman.com
    

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Dai

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Marky Boy OZ wrote:
Dai wrote:Best explanation I've ever seen.
Mate I just saw an image of your bike...

What size Alternator are you running?
where do all the relays fit?????    Smile
Answer in the Electrical section Very Happy


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1983 K100 naked upgraded to K100LT spec after spending time as an RS and an RT
1987 K100RT
Others...
1978 Moto Guzzi 850-T3, 1979 Moto Guzzi 850-T3 California,1993 Moto Guzzi 1100ie California
2020 Royal Enfield Bullet 500
    

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Arlina

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92KK 84WW Olaf wrote:
What about K????????????

Check!

Bra sizes explained... Bmw-motorrad-bra-small-26474


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Becky

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Ha ha thats awesome! Need one!

    

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Arlina

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