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1Back to top Go down    Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:12 pm

Becky

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Men don't seem to understand bra sizes so I thought id help you all out Smile

A is for absent
B is for boring
Cis for compact
D is for decent
Eis for enough
Fis for fair
and G is for ginormous and gorgeous and great! :p

    

2Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 3:48 pm

Dai

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Best explanation I've ever seen.


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'83 K100 upgraded to K100RS spec
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'78 Moto Guzzi 850-T3, '79 Moto Guzzi 850-T3 California,'93 Moto Guzzi 1100ie California,
'03 Suzuki Blandit GSF600SK3 (NFS any more because wifey has claimed it)
    

3Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 4:00 pm

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I always thought there were 3 types of Bras, Cowboy, Fidel Castro and Salvation Army.
A Cowboy bras rounds 'em up and heads 'em out
A Fidel Castro supports the masses
And a Salvation Army uplifts the fallen


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88 BMW K100RS

It increases my paranoia
Like lookin' at my mirror and seein' a police car
    

4Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 6:45 pm

92KK 84WW Olaf

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@Becky wrote:Men don't seem to understand bra sizes so I thought id help you all out Smile

A is for absent
B is for boring
Cis for compact
D is for decent
Eis for enough
Fis for fair
and G is for ginormous and gorgeous and great! :p

What about K????????????


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

5Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:02 pm

Becky

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K= Boobs in a Korset while straddling a K!

    

6Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:21 pm

92KK 84WW Olaf

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KOLOSSAL


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

7Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:19 pm

Holister

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Kahunas Laughing


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1988 K100RT VIN No. 0094680
1989 K100RT VIN No. 0097367 (naked)
1996 K1100RS VIN No. 0451808
Fuel: 95 Octane
Engine Oil:Nulon Full Synthetic 15W50
Gear Box Oil: Nulon Synthetic 75W90
    

8Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:32 pm

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How can you prevent a man from breaking into your house?

Replace the locks with bra fasteners.


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9Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 8:54 pm

Mark K Boy

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@Dai wrote:Best explanation I've ever seen.
Mate I just saw an image of your bike...

What size Alternator are you running?
where do all the relays fit????? Smile


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Keep the shinny side up !

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10Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 9:01 pm

Mark K Boy

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Kaptain Holister wrote:Kahunas Laughing
PS, very funny - all of the above.......


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Mark Surman
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11Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Mon Dec 15, 2014 10:00 pm

Mark K Boy

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What is a Zebra ?

The biggest one they make !!


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12Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:40 am

Dai

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Marky Boy OZ wrote:
@Dai wrote:Best explanation I've ever seen.
Mate I just saw an image of your bike...

What size Alternator are you running?
where do all the relays fit????? Smile
Answer in the Electrical section Very Happy


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'83 K100 upgraded to K100RS spec
Others...
'78 Moto Guzzi 850-T3, '79 Moto Guzzi 850-T3 California,'93 Moto Guzzi 1100ie California,
'03 Suzuki Blandit GSF600SK3 (NFS any more because wifey has claimed it)
    

13Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:36 pm

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@92KK 84WW Olaf wrote:
What about K????????????

Check!


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K1100RS/LT - R1200RT - K100LT 16v - R1100RS (RIP) - Cagiva SST 350 Ala Verde
    

14Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:37 pm

Becky

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Ha ha thats awesome! Need one!

    

15Back to top Go down    Re: Bra sizes explained... on Tue Dec 16, 2014 5:43 pm

Arlina

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Double Z;


For the explorer;


For the nerds;


Bogan bra;


For the comic readers;
*click*


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