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1Back to top Go down    Revenge - feline variety on Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:33 pm

Dai

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This morning I refused to let my ginger-and-white cat out through the front door. I told him to sod off because he had his own door in the kitchen. He followed me down the hall and into the utility room and when I opened the dishwasher, he pushed passed me, looked me straight in the eye and pissed on my boots.

BASTARD!!!!


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2Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Mar 25, 2015 7:44 pm

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pics please


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3Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:08 pm

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Be thankful for small mercies. He didn't piss IN them!

Poor guy thought you were going to put him in the dishwasher.



Last edited by 92KK 84WW Olaf on Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:25 pm; edited 1 time in total


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

4Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:22 pm

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@werewasi wrote:pics please
What! why the hell would you want a picture of a mangled cat. That is what would have happened here except I don't have a cat as there are plenty of feral ones here.


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5Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Mar 25, 2015 8:49 pm

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I can put one in a box and post it to you...free of course.


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6Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Mar 25, 2015 10:16 pm

Dai

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Evidence:




Culprit:


You had to be here. His timing and behaviour was absolutely perfect!


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'83 K100 upgraded to K100RS spec
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7Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 12:46 am

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It's just a case of Piss in Boots


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8Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:47 am

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To slightly misquote Breaker Morant, the solution is Rule .22!

Bill


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1985 K100RT VIN 0028991 My original Very Happy (Historic rego)
1985 K100RT VIN 0029036 BOB the Blue Old Bike (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT VIN 0190452 Work in progress
1984 K100RT VIN 0023022 Work needing lots of progress

1986 K100RT VIN 0090542 Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT VIN 0183046 Work in progress
1993 K75S VIN 0213045 Newest toy, slightly non-original
    

9Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:49 am

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If we see cats around here they get a lead injection, it's just our way of keeping the native wildlife safe.


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10Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:28 am

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@blaKey wrote:I can put one in a box and post it to you...free of course.
Nah!! Just run over it a few times and stick him in an envelope! Shocked


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1988 K100RT VIN No. 0094680
1989 K100RT VIN No. 0097367 (naked)
1996 K1100RS VIN No. 0451808
Fuel: 95 Octane
Engine Oil:Nulon Full Synthetic 15W50
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11Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:18 am

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@blaKey wrote:I can put one in a box and post it to you...free of course.
I don't want a mangled cat!


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12Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:57 am

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@Dai wrote:,,,,, he pushed passed me, looked me straight in the eye and pissed on my boots.

BASTARD!!!!
And that my friends is why I'm a dog lover


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13Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 7:07 am

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88KE wrote:And that my friends is why I'm a dog lover

Why, is it because most dogs have a bigger bladder than a cat? Razz


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14Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 8:38 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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@larrikin wrote:It's just a case of Piss in Boots

What' New, Pussycat?

All in a Dai's work.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

15Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 8:58 am

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I found a Mattabooboo


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88 BMW K100RS

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16Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:05 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Dai

You never told us where the cat came from?

Not a homesick Manx cat by any chance.?


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

17Back to top Go down    Catch up on Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:30 am

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You guys are a bunch of B.....ds!

I LOVE cat

But can't eat a whole one.


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18Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:40 pm

Dai

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Unfortunately he's pretty sick at the moment. Eaten something that doesn't agree with him seems to be about the best guess on both the vet's and my part.


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'83 K100 upgraded to K100RS spec
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'78 Moto Guzzi 850-T3, '79 Moto Guzzi 850-T3 California,'93 Moto Guzzi 1100ie California,
'03 Suzuki Blandit GSF600SK3 (NFS any more because wifey has claimed it)
    

19Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:45 pm

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@Ghost who rides wrote:You guys are a bunch of B.....ds!

I LOVE cat

But can't eat a whole one.
I have it on good authority that the aboriginal Australians like them BBQ'd.


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20Back to top Go down    Holy cat crap! on Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:48 am

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Not K related but rather cat bastard related.

A while ago I was was parking my bike in the garage and had to chase a grey fuzzy cat away. The next day I saw the same cat in my house and again I chased it away. I went upstairs, sat at my desk and found out what the cat had been up to. It had clawed up several keys on my laptop's keyboard and projectile crapped on my iMac (that I keep to play A-10 Attack). Then, I presume, it wiped it's pooey butt on the laptop's display. I had to get a new keyboard for the laptop and every time I play A-10 I come away smelling like a litter box.


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21Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:04 am

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I have a patholigical hatred of cats. There are hundreds of feral ones round here and I some times borrow a mates .243 and sit on the front verandah and pot them as the bastards cross the paddock in the neighbours place. It's good fun because there is no houses in the direction and its very open with nowhere to hide much except long grass that is fairly sparce when the cattle have been in there. My best was 5 in one day


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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." from Mencken's 1919 Prejudices

Bikes 1993 K1100 LT, 1998 K1100 LT, 1993 K75 RT, 1996 K75RT, 1986 K75 GS, 1979 Z1300 Kawasaki X 2 for now
    

22Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:42 am

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@nvboy wrote:Not K related but rather cat bastard related.

A while ago I was was parking my bike in the garage and had to chase a grey fuzzy cat away. The next day I saw the same cat in my house and again I chased it away. I went upstairs, sat at my desk and found out what the cat had been up to. It had clawed up several keys on my laptop's keyboard and projectile crapped on my iMac (that I keep to play A-10 Attack). Then, I presume, it wiped it's pooey butt on the laptop's display. I had to get a new keyboard for the laptop and every time I play A-10 I come away smelling like a litter box.


Does yours not have a 'Paws Break' button?


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

23Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:36 am

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@Ghost who rides wrote:You guys are a bunch of B.....ds!

I LOVE cat

But can't eat a whole one.

Ghosty, good to see you back.
Where have you been hiding?

How do you cook em? or do you just get em off the road already warm


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24Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:47 am

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@RicK G wrote:I have a patholigical hatred of cats. There are hundreds of feral ones round here and I some times borrow a mates .243 and sit on the front verandah and pot them as the bastards cross the paddock in the neighbours place. It's good fun because there is no houses in the direction and its very open with nowhere to hide much except long grass that is fairly sparse when the cattle have been in there. My best was 5 in one day

I worked with a bloke who must have been Rick G's close relative.
Hated cats. HATED cats. He used to set rabbit traps, wring the cats necks and throw them back to the neighbours all the while swearing at the them (the neighbours).
But to be fair he hated everyone.

Called him Te f$$$$. Every time he spoke about a topic he would spit and say f

Hope the moggy gets better Dai.


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25Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:29 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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I live rural and have lots of them.

Two lovely ones, male and female, now 15 months old and trained not to piss in boots. They would rival a retriever for fetching rabbits too.

On a more serious note Ido have a few living outside, the result is never a problem with unwanted creatures inside the house. Our cooler climate in winter can lead to a serious autumnalhouse invasion of furry non-friends.

But there is a tom wanders around that I would love to use rule 22 or 30.3 on.....who isnext up here from down under???


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

26Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:23 am

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Here you go. I drew you a picture of a cute liddle puddy cat. Laughing

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(=^.^=)

(") (")_/



... and here's anodda one of a flat liddle puddy cat.

≈/\_(")_/\_(^_(")_/.^) ____ ___ __ _ Surprised-o:


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1988 K100RT VIN No. 0094680
1989 K100RT VIN No. 0097367 (naked)
1996 K1100RS VIN No. 0451808
Fuel: 95 Octane
Engine Oil:Nulon Full Synthetic 15W50
Gear Box Oil: Nulon Synthetic 75W90
    

27Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:53 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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The two aforementioned cats sleep on my K. Result is a nice warm seat in the morning. eKo friendly heated seat option. Eko friendly bike and all, having 2 cats.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

28Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:59 pm

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I understand where Rick is coming from - feral cats are a really serious nuisance in Oz. They're a damn nuisance here too but not to that extent just yet.


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'03 Suzuki Blandit GSF600SK3 (NFS any more because wifey has claimed it)
    

29Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:34 pm

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Some years ago the Army had an exercise in the Flinders Ranges in South Australia. Shooting feral cats was the main objective and there was one they shot went 9kg and several over 7kg. They are growing big because our wildlife is not used to dealing with them and as a result is being killed off at an alarming rate.
In the 17 years I have lived here I have noticed a big fall in the number of small lizards and birds.


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30Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:44 am

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Hey we have a lot of ferals down in Canberra. OH wait, that's the Government.


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31Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:36 am

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@larrikin wrote:Hey we have a lot of ferals down in Canberra. OH wait, that's the Government.

Pity we can't use rule 303 on them. Problem is, they'd only be replaced by another set!

Bill


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1985 K100RT VIN 0028991 My original Very Happy (Historic rego)
1985 K100RT VIN 0029036 BOB the Blue Old Bike (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT VIN 0190452 Work in progress
1984 K100RT VIN 0023022 Work needing lots of progress

1986 K100RT VIN 0090542 Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT VIN 0183046 Work in progress
1993 K75S VIN 0213045 Newest toy, slightly non-original
    

32Back to top Go down    Re: Revenge - feline variety on Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:08 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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You need to be riding a Royal Enfield or a BSA and they will soon get the message. Cant beat good pedigree.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 58,645 now 83,050 miles
    

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