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Two Wheels Better

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"Got a bingle out on Broady...towies on site, but as a result it's chockers in that direction."


I can assure you, the above statement is crystal clear to any Australian.
Smile


Can those not from OZ/NZ twig to what it means?


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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "What can I do to keep my life from going by so fast?" Then a voice comes to me that says, "Try slowing down at the corners." 

~Charlie Brown

1970 R60/5, '77 R75/7-R100, '85 K100'87 K75C, '87 K100RS, '93 K11-K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100-Mystic, '96 K1100RS, '98 K1200RS, '00 K1200RS, '02 K1200RS, '03 K1200GT, '04 R1150R'04 R1150RT, '05 K1200S, '06 K1200R, '07 K1200R, '09 K1300GT & 2013 R1200RT-Polizei  - Beemers owned still or sold.

    

indian036

indian036
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@Two Wheels Better wrote:
I can assure you, the above statement is crystal clear to any Australian.
Smile
TWB is right - crystal clear to this Aussie. 

Love to see translation attempts from those without an Aussie connection. When we Aussies have had a laugh at that, I'd like to see equally obscure 'English' from non-Aussie sources to diversify the fun.

Bill


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1985 K100RT  VIN 0028991  My original Very Happy   (Historic rego)
1985 K100RT  VIN 0029036  BOB the Blue Old Bike  (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT  VIN 0190452  Work in progress
1984 K100RT  VIN 0023022  Work needing lots of progress

1986 K100RT  VIN 0090542  Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT  VIN 0183046  Work in progress
1993 K75S  VIN 0213045  Newest toy, slightly non-original
    

robmack

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"There's a smash-up on Broady(??) ... tow trucks on site but, as a result, traffic is f*ed up in that direction"


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Robert
1987 K75 @k75retro.blogspot.ca
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Two Wheels Better

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@robmack wrote:"There's a smash-up on Broady(??) ... tow trucks on site but, as a result, traffic is f*ed up in that direction"

Yeah, got it fairly well, Rob. Broadmeadows...the proper response for an Aussie is by chucking a euy and fanging it out of Broadmeadows. If it's in Broady there's prolly a punch going on.

Here's another head scratcher.

"Fair dinkum, some sheila on disco bikkies ploughed into a chippie on his way from picking up smoko.
First thing the bloke did was check on the esky in the back that was loaded with tinnies for knock off after a day of hard yakka. She got out and was off her head which made him mad as a cut snake because now his ute was rooted."

Strewth, mate.

Can ya tell I'm missing OZ!?


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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "What can I do to keep my life from going by so fast?" Then a voice comes to me that says, "Try slowing down at the corners." 

~Charlie Brown

1970 R60/5, '77 R75/7-R100, '85 K100'87 K75C, '87 K100RS, '93 K11-K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100-Mystic, '96 K1100RS, '98 K1200RS, '00 K1200RS, '02 K1200RS, '03 K1200GT, '04 R1150R'04 R1150RT, '05 K1200S, '06 K1200R, '07 K1200R, '09 K1300GT & 2013 R1200RT-Polizei  - Beemers owned still or sold.

    

RicK G

RicK G
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caneyewot said outta the cona ov is mouth


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


Bikes 1993 K1100 LT, 1998 K1100 LT, 1993 K75 RT, 1996 K75RT, 1986 K75 GS, 1979 Z1300 Kawasaki X 2 for now
    

WoodyAUK75

WoodyAUK75
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Of course you're homesick. It's State of Origin time.

    

Dai

Dai
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@Two Wheels Better wrote:some sheila on disco bikkies ploughed into a chippie on his way from picking up smoko.
First thing the bloke did was check on the esky in the back that was loaded with tinnies for knock off after a day of hard yakka. She got out and was off her head which made him mad as a cut snake because now his ute was rooted."
Okay....

As it happens, some woman high on marijuana cookies hit the back of a carpenter who was buying a packet of fags (cigarettes!!!). First thing he did was to check the boot (trunk) which was loaded with tins of beer to drink after a day's hard work. She got out but being off her head made him as mad as a pit full of vipers because his pickup was now buggered.


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'83 K100 upgraded to K100RS spec, '87 K100RT
Others...
'78 Moto Guzzi 850-T3, '79 Moto Guzzi 850-T3 California,'93 Moto Guzzi 1100ie California
    

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