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1Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Replacement Windows on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:17 pm

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REPLACEMENT WINDOWS


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been
completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last
year...
that these windows would pay for themselves
in
a year,,,
Helllooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him..
There was only silence at the other end of the line,
so I finally hung up. He never called back. I bet
he
felt like an idiot.

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2Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:30 pm

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TWB, I know, some people out there just do not understand. Last year I was in a shopping centre in Sydney. There was a sign outside a shop which said "Mind the step". So after half an hour I went in and asked them how much they paid. After all, I minded the step, it behaved, I wanted to be paid. The owner started talking about calling security, I just don't understand.

I am not blonde !


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
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3Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:54 pm

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4Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:12 pm

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Love it!


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"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page." - St. Augustine from 1600 years ago & still true!

Bike: K100LT 1988. 0172363. AKA the Bullion Brick! Mods: k1100 screen and stands.
K1: 1990. 6374189. Custom Stealth Black paint.
    

5Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:47 pm

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I came across a sign on a winding road that said "do not stop falling rocks" Only an idiot would try to stop one of those.


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


Bikes 1993 K1100 LT, 1998 K1100 LT, 1993 K75 RT, 1996 K75RT, 1986 K75 GS, 1979 Z1300 Kawasaki X 2 for now
    

6Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:36 pm

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In a car park a while ago right near the handicapped and emergency vehicles parking spots was a sign that read "Police Vehicles Accepted".
I took exception to that. Wink

    

7Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:46 pm

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When I was in the States last century the sign next to the street name read "Dead End". No worries, except the next sign in the street announced that it was the cemetery and also there was "no exit". I was amused, but my American friends did not see the humour.


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
F800R black
    

8Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:33 pm

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I bet they were dying to go there too.
Regards,
K-BIKE

    

9Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:14 pm

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Dead Right.


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
F800R black
    

10Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Sat Nov 12, 2011 5:58 pm

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I see a lot of 'free range eggs' handpainted signs out in the country and back blocks, I have always wanted to offer to take some of those 'range eggs' for free.

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11Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Sat Nov 12, 2011 11:55 pm

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I like the promotions for soft drinks, where it says "30% free ". You open the bottle, drink the free 30% and put the lid on. Got in trouble, obviously the free 30% was at the bottom of the bottle.


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
F800R black
    

12Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Sun Nov 13, 2011 2:22 am

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Use a straw that way you get the bottom bit first Replacement Windows 161205


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


Bikes 1993 K1100 LT, 1998 K1100 LT, 1993 K75 RT, 1996 K75RT, 1986 K75 GS, 1979 Z1300 Kawasaki X 2 for now
    

13Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:28 am

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i wish instead of saying 97 percent fat free , they would just say 3 percent fat.

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14Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Sun Nov 13, 2011 6:45 am

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we have high walls around our cemeteries - "cause people are dying to get in"

i'll leave now

    

15Back to top Go down   Replacement Windows Empty Re: Replacement Windows on Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:19 pm

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Thanks K Freak, you have come up with the ideal solution. As long as I don't pick the short straw for the job I will be right.


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1983 K100 basic vin 0003960 colour red  GONE
1987 K100RT vin 0094685 colour, orange peel, sorry, pearl..GONE
F800R black
    

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