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1Back to top Go down   Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Empty Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs on Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:32 pm

JimK

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Wish upon all reading this, a fine occasion. Call it what you wish.
Wish all fine things for your family however that may come. Forwarded some stuff...
May or may not work for you:









I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.


There
will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band
playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be
surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!


A
Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among
employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over
$10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.


This gathering is only for employees!






Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!






Merry Christmas to you and your family,


Patty

















Company Memo






FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director


TO: All Employees


DATE: November 2, 2012


RE: Gala Holiday Party






In
no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.
We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often
coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.


However,
from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy
applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still
celebrating Reconciliation Day.


There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.


We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.






Happy now?






Happy Holidays to you and your family,


Patty













Company Memo






FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director


TO: All Employees


DATE: November 3, 2012


RE: Holiday Party






Regarding
the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a
non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name..


I'm
happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that
reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed
to handle this?






Somebody?


And
sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since
the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives
believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.






REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.


Patty









Company Memo






FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director


To: All Employees


DATE: November 4, 2012


RE: Generic Holiday Party






What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.


There
goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this
time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs.
Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end
of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in
little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?






Meanwhile,
I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the
dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the
restrooms.


Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.


Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.


To
the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that
no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about
confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.


We will have booster seats for short people.


Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.


I
am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in
the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood
pressure taste a bite first.


There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!






Did I miss anything?!?!?


Patty

















Company Memo






FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director


TO: All F*%^ing Employees


DATE: November 5, 2012


RE: The F*%^ing Holiday Party






I've
had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at
the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at
the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it,
and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes.


But
you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice
them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!






The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!






Drive drunk and die,






The B*tch from H*ll!!!













Company Memo






FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director


DATE: November 6, 2012


RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party






I'm
sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery
from her recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your
cards to her at the asylum.


In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.






Happy Whatever!


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JimK

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.....Oh...
messed up with the spacing on the previous send somehow.
Point was to say Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Ramadan to all.
To wish all and their families well.


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Very amusing - Happy Xmas to all the members here at K100 Forum (whatever your beliefs) santa


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beanoldboy

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A very enjoyable non generic, workplace reprieve to all who so choose to acknowledge such, may you enjoy it in the way of your choice without fear of judgement or oppression.
To all who would support the political correctness lunacy (I call it self-righteousness), we have a small island ready for you, pack lightly.

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Can't wait for the grill of death!

    

JimK

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...Just so we know who we are talking to.
Have taken deer this year. Not for trophy...for meat.
Many folks that I live near do the same, for the same reason.
Feeding themselves and their families.
Life in rural Kentucky and doing this is part of our heritage and harvest.


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walfish

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We were offered 8 legs of Venison for £40 on Saturday.
The wife refused as it was 2 Deer.

Have a good one, I most certainly will, up at the Daughters place - our place will not be abused for the first time in 33 years
Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs 22936


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ungaas wrote:
Have a good one, I most certainly will, up at the Daughters place - our place will not be abused for the first time in 33 years
Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs 22936

Payback time Twisted Evil


Funny one JimK....I may have to plagiarize!!!

88


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9Back to top Go down   Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Empty Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs on Mon Dec 10, 2012 4:53 pm

RT

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Ah Bumhug is what usually comes from me at this time of the year but you lot deserve a nice relaxing break, wherever you live. Be safe.
Grandkids here for first time all over xmas time. If I had any hair left I'd be pulling it out Not everyone is a tolerant kindly old grey headed pushover.
I'll be looking wistfully at the bike wondering if I can scarper away without notice.
Cheers
RT.


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rosskko

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@RT wrote:I'll be looking wistfully at the bike wondering if I can scarper away without notice.
Cheers
RT.
I heard that shop in Robertson has run out of amber things and the only place they are available is in Mittagong and only on the 27th or 28th and only at certain local establishment that may or may not serve their wares in glasses of no less than 425ml.
Surely you can't let the offer of a new amber thing pass?

on behalf of rossco and Jason


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klompy the grey brick

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[quote="rossco"][Mittagong and only on the 27th or 28th

That is almost an invitation....you may have to narrow it down some and I would be happy to join you for an ale?


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"Olivia" 1997 K1100LT Dark Grey VIN WB1052600W0237453.









Chassis number0019026
Vehicle code0503
SeriesK589
ModelK 100 RS 83 (0502 ( 0503 )
Body typeK 100 RS 83 (0502
Catalog modelECE
Production date1984 / 07
Engine0513)

Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Au-log10


    

Halo

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Yes Guys I will be there at Mittagong from the 24th to the 30th and woul;d love to buy you guys a beer or two, WHat do you think Mr Klompy & RT ?

Halo


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charlie99

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wow halo !!!! riding up ? or just in the area by other means ?

enjoy blokes !!!

wish i could be with you lot .

but there in sprits ...merry bloody christmas ....enjoy !



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klompy the grey brick

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@Halo wrote: WHat do you think Mr Klompy & RT ?

Halo

Me thinks that perhap a couple of quiet bevvies at Mittagong sounds good....but it is I who will buy the beers Jason...visitors are not allowed to buy locals ....local beer...its a rule....so please do keep us guys informed on the preferred day time etc....I am working Christmas day but I do believe that I could wrangle a day pass....after this...


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KKlompy Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs 2854237993
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"Olivia" 1997 K1100LT Dark Grey VIN WB1052600W0237453.









Chassis number0019026
Vehicle code0503
SeriesK589
ModelK 100 RS 83 (0502 ( 0503 )
Body typeK 100 RS 83 (0502
Catalog modelECE
Production date1984 / 07
Engine0513)

Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Au-log10


    

15Back to top Go down   Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Empty Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs on Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:35 am

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Obviously there is a Santa Clause, and he rides a K.
Good Man Halo, I'll be there, just let me know when it suits.


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Halo

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Fantastic guys cant wait. Up there Charlie for mum and dad for xmas but no bike. Next year is the travel and meet the blokes up your way on the bike.
Maybe the 27th to throw a date around
Halo


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17Back to top Go down   Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Empty Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs on Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:36 pm

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Hey Klompy, have a bed here for you if you don't want to travel back up the road. We will be home, and importantly the missus doesn't drink, so have a taxi available.
RT


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charlie99

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yep, she runs a good taxi service ...god bless her ...cheers !

giver her a christmas cuddle from me rt ...


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klompy the grey brick

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@RT wrote:Hey Klompy, have a bed here for you if you don't want to travel back up the road. RT

RT that sounds wonderful...will make appropriate arrangements...pack extra socks and unmentionables...tell my missus I will be a little late home for tea etc...sounds great.

Will go to yours on the 27th...you must tell me where that is...LOL


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KKlompy Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs 2854237993
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"Olivia" 1997 K1100LT Dark Grey VIN WB1052600W0237453.









Chassis number0019026
Vehicle code0503
SeriesK589
ModelK 100 RS 83 (0502 ( 0503 )
Body typeK 100 RS 83 (0502
Catalog modelECE
Production date1984 / 07
Engine0513)

Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Au-log10


    

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Great work guys what about Rossco.? Looks like I will get the chance to shout a few rounds after all. Very Happy


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rosskko

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I'm in.
No overnighting though. Unless I get a really good offer.
You better throw in your helmet Halo. You never know your luck in a country town. If you want to lower your standards you can take mine round the block. Everyone should get naked on a K on a naked K at least once.
Damn. Now I am going to have to wash it.


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klompy the grey brick

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I will bring a spare helmet and gloves for you Halo just in case.....and as I am "man size one size fits all" welcome to borrow the rest of my gear if you feel inclined.


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KKlompy Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs 2854237993
"Grace" 1984 K100RS Silver VIN 0019026 Mitt eine Staintune Zorst.
"Olivia" 1997 K1100LT Dark Grey VIN WB1052600W0237453.









Chassis number0019026
Vehicle code0503
SeriesK589
ModelK 100 RS 83 (0502 ( 0503 )
Body typeK 100 RS 83 (0502
Catalog modelECE
Production date1984 / 07
Engine0513)

Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Au-log10


    

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Thanks Mr Klompy plenty of room in the Land Rover for my gear shall bring Rossco hows this for a good offer I will shout you pints until you can drink pints no more Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs 22936

Halo


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rosskko

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@Halo wrote:Thanks Mr Klompy plenty of room in the Land Rover for my gear shall bring Rossco hows this for a good offer I will shout you pints until you can drink pints no more Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs 22936

Halo

/reaches into the medicine cabinet for the Berocca


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Guys just hired a bike trailer for the trip so will be bringing the 86 bike up ( the average condition one as the 84 is not ready yet so we can go FOR A RIDE Very Happy we my all have to crash at RT's I could meet you guys higher up for mc donalds then ride down as well. etc

Halo


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charlie99

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hmmm ...mcdonalds does have a fetish on these get togethers huh ? yay macca's

onya halo thats a brilliant idea .


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@charlie99 wrote:hmmm ...mcdonalds does have a fetish on these get togethers huh ? yay macca's
So Charlie's comming as well yeh what about Saxon?


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charlie99

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hmmm...would love to be there halo .....crikey ...would have to be a quick turnaround ,,,,due to be back in brissy for evening of the 28th ...ready for the 29th and local rideout with the banana benders ( close mates ) and super friends

been done before though ...grin


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%OMerry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Au-log10

'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

Halo

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Just wishing Charlie, too far at a bad time of year. I will be comming up next year anyway mate to see you get the beers cold.
Halo


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charlie99

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theres still merit in it halo ....usually try to see the grandkids around christmas ..(sydney ) and then onto canberra for my not so younger brother


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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%OMerry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Au-log10

'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

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See Xmas is great, Very Happy it would be great to see you Charlie hey Rossco see how a little thing grows where on our way to quite a gathering of the brotherhood
Halo



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reading through this has made all my "Bah humbug"'s momentarily gone , Safe trip and have fun , im sorry to miss another one , i have put my hand up for some on call. I need the dough to pay off the parts my K needed . I will be tech support if any K bike factory air con packs it in.

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33Back to top Go down   Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Empty Re: Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs on Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:17 pm

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So, Bella and I are out of here tomorrow morning for the first leg of our ride, accompanied by a Triumph and a KTM. Wishing you all, all the best for a merry xmas and " 'nen juten Rutsch".

Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Sam_1710

Sean.

    

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Have a good trip mate. Not too much vrooooming with the zorst and watch out for the tax collectors.


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35Back to top Go down   Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Empty Re: Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs on Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:37 pm

rosskko

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Safe riding.
Have fun.
Smile.

I know your aversion to main roads, but if you are near to the M7 or M2 and need a break let me know.

If you are near Mittagong on the 27th or 28th the more the merrier.

Merry Christmas and may your sack be light on coal.

rossco


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klompy the grey brick

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rossco wrote:Safe riding.
Have fun.
Smile.

I know your aversion to main roads, but if you are near to the M7 or M2 and need a break let me know.

If you are near Mittagong on the 27th or 28th the more the merrier.

Merry Christmas and may your sack be light on coal.

rossco

I agree....would love to follow you up bells line..could you tell me when you will be chugging past Richmond???

safe riding pal...


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"Grace" 1984 K100RS Silver VIN 0019026 Mitt eine Staintune Zorst.
"Olivia" 1997 K1100LT Dark Grey VIN WB1052600W0237453.









Chassis number0019026
Vehicle code0503
SeriesK589
ModelK 100 RS 83 (0502 ( 0503 )
Body typeK 100 RS 83 (0502
Catalog modelECE
Production date1984 / 07
Engine0513)

Merry Christmas wishes to all and theirs Au-log10


    

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Will be doing the Putty rd through to Windsor on Saturday, but it looks like i might be heading up the M7/2 on the way home and possibly staying at McGraths Hill. Will let you know.
Sean.

    

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safe trip seanii ....and a merry bloody christmas to you and yours


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'86 k100 rs.. #######..  "Fred " (f(rame) red ) ( Fredrick leichtundschnell ) - -
bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

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Sean, you've been upstaged by Bella yet again, love the chrimble hat! santa (That pic must be a contender for Dec 13 CF?)

Outfits 'rutsch' better than solos but I also wish everyone a good 'slide' into the new year. cheers

Cheers,

Paul.


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