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1Back to top Go down   Getting Rid Of My Dog Empty Getting Rid Of My Dog on Fri May 17, 2013 1:29 am

Two Wheels Better

Two Wheels Better
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Free to a good home

Our house was broken into last night by two robbers
who locked me in the
bathroom,
and then proceeded to steal all they could
carry. Our watchdog ‘Killer’
did not alert us at all, and for this reason we
are giving him away.

We no longer want this dog. We’ve decided on
installing an electric fence
and
detection devices with alarms. They're
cheaper to maintain and definitely more reliable.



For those interested in adopting this dog, please
send an e-mail immediately.
‘Killer’
is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty
useless.
A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included
below.


Getting Rid Of My Dog Norweg10

'Killer' is a Norwegian Beer Hound......you can tell he is 100%
purebred.


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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "What can I do to keep my life from going by so fast?" Then a voice comes to me that says, "Try slowing down at the corners." 

~Charlie Brown

1970 R60/5, '77 R75/7-R100, '85 K100'87 K75C, '87 K100RS, '93 K11-K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100-Mystic, '96 K1100RS, '98 K1200RS, '00 K1200RS, '02 K1200RS, '03 K1200GT, '04 R1150R'04 R1150RT, '05 K1200S, '06 K1200R, '07 K1200R, '09 K1300GT & 2013 R1200RT-Polizei  - Beemers owned still or sold.

    

2Back to top Go down   Getting Rid Of My Dog Empty Re: Getting Rid Of My Dog on Fri May 17, 2013 2:46 am

Crazy Frog

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Got another good one about dogs....

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me.
He is well-groomed and very well behaved.
Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:
SIR: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly.
And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.
Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.
And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."


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Getting Rid Of My Dog Frog15Getting Rid Of My Dog Logo2101986 k75, 1985 K100rt, 1985 K100rt/EML GT2 sidecar, 1999 K1200lt/Hannigan Astro Sport sidecar.
    

3Back to top Go down   Getting Rid Of My Dog Empty Re: Getting Rid Of My Dog on Fri May 17, 2013 3:07 am

andyb

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If that dog knows how to pour his own beer, I'll take him! Look out Bella, competition..........................


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AndyB
'03 K1200GT,

'88 K100 RT
Chassis number: 0097248 ; Vehicle code: 0504; Series: K589
Model: K100RT 84 (0504 (0505) Body Type: K100RT 84 (0504)
Catalog Model: ECE; Engine: (0504); Production: 1988/9
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