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Inge K.

Inge K.
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A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a
baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The
bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."


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K100RS -86. (first owner), K1100LTSE -94.
    

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Arlina

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From another forum.......... 44271  (o)


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From another forum.......... Eu-log10  K1100RS/LT - R1200RT - R1100RS (RIP) - Cagiva SST 350 Ala Verde - K75LT project
    

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bushyintas

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Good one,
daughter asked 'why would yo shoot the dog?'

just like her mum.


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k100 RT 1988 #0095723
K100 RT 1984 into Custom Single seat.  #0024503
    

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charlie99

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Laughing  Laughing  From another forum.......... 44271 
lol @ bushy .....

thanks inge


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'86 K100 RT..#0090401 ..."Gerty" ( Gertrude Von Clickandshift ) --------O%OFrom another forum.......... Au-log10

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bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

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blaKey

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Good one Inge!


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k-rider

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auchh!!!
kill that dog  Very Happy

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