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1Back to top Go down   One For the Aussies! Empty One For the Aussies! on Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:32 am

mike d

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Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? 


A. A laughing stock. 




Q What’s the height of optimism? 


A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. 




Q. What’s the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? 


A. Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both. 




Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common? 


A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. 




Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson? 


. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason. 




Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the English Cricket Team? 


A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball. 




Q. What's the difference between the English Cricket Team and a funeral director? 


A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

    

2Back to top Go down   One For the Aussies! Empty Re: One For the Aussies! on Thu Jan 16, 2014 8:13 am

RicK G

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Well that was good for a laugh must remember that if we ever lose them again.


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Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


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What do you call a Pommie with a century to his name?

A; A Bowler.


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