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1Back to top Go down   One for the Ozzies.... Empty One for the Ozzies.... on Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:02 pm

Crazy Frog

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The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
 
ATO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
 
Boat Owner: "Well, there's  Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.  Then there's the mentally challenged guy.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life.  He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
 
ATO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
 
Boat Owner: "That'll be me.  What'd you want to know?


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2Back to top Go down   One for the Ozzies.... Empty Re: One for the Ozzies.... on Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:20 pm

Stan

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I understand that, at one stage, British authorities were concerned at the poor quality of tourists entering their country. An intelligence test had to be devised in order to sort out the problem and five committees formed to come up with a proposal.
The proposal was a simple test......to tie your own shoelaces. If you could tie them, you would be let in.
To see if the test was worthy it was agreed that the next plane landing at Heathrow would be targeted. It was a Qantas plane full of Aussies...all wearing thongs  (flip flops, rubber footwear etc).......the test was abandoned.


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