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92KK 84WW Olaf

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

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92KK 84WW K100RT 022575 wrote:Why birthdays are dangerous 10348290_714627658623997_5705310921509945306_n
Beautiful . . . and it cracks me up because I used to be a cabbie . . and  . . man . . the links you make between locals can be astounding

    

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cheezy grin whilst riding, kinda bloke ....oh the joy !!!! ...... ( brick aviator )

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bits and pieces from many kind friends across the k100 world ...with many thanks ..
    

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A helicopter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
 
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment.
 
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
  
No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art Apple watch, and I was just testing it.”
 
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch?  What’s so special about it?”
 
The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
 
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
 
Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
 
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
 
The helicopter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.”
 

And that, my friends ... is  Confidence!


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Excellent!


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

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Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill:
"Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"

During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet
luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served. Returning for a second
helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"
"Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for
white meat or dark meat." Churchill apologized profusely.
The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from
her guest of honor. The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if
you would pin this on your white meat."

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

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Churchill was a master of the art, my favourite is
His wife "Winston you're drunk"
Winston "yes dear and you are ugly but in the morning I shall be sober"


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


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@RicK G wrote:Churchill was a master of the art, my favourite is
His wife "Winston you're drunk"
Winston "yes dear and you are ugly but in the morning I shall be sober"

That's one of my favourite Churchill quotes, but my informant says it wasn't his wife, but an MP named Bessie Braddock.

Bernard Shaw, the playwright, didn't get on with Churchill. He once sent two tickets to Churchill for the opening night of one of his plays, with a note saying "Bring a friend, if you have one'.
Churchill sent them back with a note saying he wasn't free that evening, but he would like a couple of tickets 'for the second night, if you have one'.

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1985 K100RT  VIN 0028991  My original Very Happy   (Historic rego)
1985 K100RT  VIN 0029036  BOB the Blue Old Bike  (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT  VIN 0190452  Work in progress
1984 K100RT  VIN 0023022  Work needing lots of progress

1986 K100RT  VIN 0090542  Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT  VIN 0183046  Work in progress
1993 K75S  VIN 0213045  Newest toy, slightly non-original
    

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92KK 84WW Olaf

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I remember that one about Churchill and Shaw, its so good.

Now I must go to my bookshelf.......


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

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