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1Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Oh Dear me Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:01 pm

larrikin

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I just noticed we have 4 reindeers in our banner. All I can say OH Dear, Dear, Dear, Dear.

Now if they had no eyes they would be No Eye Dear. If they had no eyes and no legs, they would still no eye dear Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy



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2Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Wed Dec 17, 2014 4:17 pm

Arlina

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Who lit the barbie? Should be 6 reindeer. Oh Dear me 167893


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3Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Wed Dec 17, 2014 11:59 pm

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You know, we are always hearing about Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. But I wanna know about Olive. No one's ever seen Olive.

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows,
Olive the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games"

You know who I'm talking about.

(I've been in America too long!)


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1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT. Projects: 1993 & '96 K1100RS, & 1st '98 K1200RS.
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4Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Thu Dec 18, 2014 12:00 am

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Two Wheels Better wrote:You know, we are always hearing about Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. But I wanna know about Olive. No one's ever seen Olive.

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows,
Olive the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games"

You know who I'm talking about.

(I've been in America too long!)
Oh dear!


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1985 K100RT  VIN 0028991  My original Very Happy ROB the Red Old Bike   (Historic rego)
1985 K100RT  VIN 0029036  BOB the Blue Old Bike  (Historic rego)
1990 K100LT  VIN 0190452  Work in progress
1984 K100RT  VIN 0023022  Work needing lots of progress

1986 K100RT  VIN 0090542  Work needing lots and lots of progress
1993 K1100LT  VIN 0183046  Work in progress
1993 K75S  VIN 0213045  Tom the Triple (now on Historic rego too.)
    

5Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:15 am

larrikin

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What about Rupbert, the brown nose reindear?
He could not stop fast enough.



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6Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Thu Dec 18, 2014 1:43 am

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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


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7Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:22 am

larrikin

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lol! Oh Dear me 44271 :BW:


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88 BMW K100RS

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8Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:41 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Olive, the other reindeer is missing. How do I know

She has a long tail.......known as LT and she is missing. Her mates are there, Rudolph RS, C Comet, K Cupid, Maybe hiding behind RT?


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 48,061 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 61,190 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

9Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:05 am

AL-58

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There once was a Tsar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife, "Look honey. It's raining."

She, being the obstinate type, responded," I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."


But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife," Let's step outside and we'll find out."


Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. 





And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear
!"


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'19 R1250RS

+ another boxer engined motorcycle and sidecar

"When I'm too old and too foolish to handle a sidecar I'll buy a Sportsbike"

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10Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:39 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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He has been watching too much Mrs Brown's Boys!!


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 48,061 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 61,190 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

11Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Fri Dec 19, 2014 5:29 am

Rick G

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AL-58 wrote:There once was a Tsar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife, "Look honey. It's raining."

She, being the obstinate type, responded," I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."


But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife," Let's step outside and we'll find out."


Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. 





And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear
!"
I knew this was a load of old bunk and I finally figured it out. He wasn't a Tzar cos the communists (reds) got rid of them. So there Razz I just knew it. Laughing


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


Bikes 1999 K1100 LT with a Big Block 1200
    

12Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:01 am

AL-58

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RicK G wrote:
AL-58 wrote:There once was a Tsar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife, "Look honey. It's raining."

She, being the obstinate type, responded," I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."


But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife," Let's step outside and we'll find out."


Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. 





And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear
!"
I knew this was a load of old bunk and I finally figured it out. He wasn't a Tzar cos the communists (reds) got rid of them. So there Razz I just knew it. Laughing
Well, you need the communist version then. (BTW, I heard some version of this this years before Mrs Browns Boys was on TV)

A long time ago, in Communist Russia, there was a famous weather man named Rudolf. 

He's always had a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the Russian weather conditions. His people loved him and respected him for his faultless foresight. He was particularly good at predicting rain. One night, despite clear skies, he made the prediction on the 6:00pm news broadcast that a violent storm was approaching. It would flood the town in which he and his wife lived. He warned the people to take proper precautions and prepare for the worst. 

After he arrived home later that evening, his wife met him at the door and started arguing with him that his weather prediction was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard. This time, she said, he had made a terrible mistake. There wasn't a cloud anywhere within 10 miles of the village. As a matter of fact, that day had been the most beautiful day that the town had ever had and it was quite obvious to everyone that it simply wasn't going to rain. 

He told her she was to be quiet and listen to him. If he said it was going to rain, IT WAS GOING TO RAIN. He had all of his Russian heritage behind him and he knew what he was talking about. She argued that although he came from a proud heritage, IT STILL WASN'T GOING TO RAIN. 

They argued back and forth for hours , so much that they went to bed mad at each other. 

During the night, sure enough one of the worst rainstorms hit the village the likes of which they had never seen. That morning when Rudolf and his wife arose, they looked out the window and saw all the water that had fallen that night. 

"See," said Rudolf, "I told you it was going to rain." His wife admitted: "Once again your prediction came true. But I want to know, just how were you so accurate, Rudolf?" To which he replied, "You see, Rudolf the Red knows rain dear!" 



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'08 F650GS (798cc)
'19 R1250RS

+ another boxer engined motorcycle and sidecar

"When I'm too old and too foolish to handle a sidecar I'll buy a Sportsbike"

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13Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:58 am

92KK 84WW Olaf

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I had to do this....

A long time ago Presently, in Communist Russia a land called Ireland, there was is a famous weather man named Rudolf Comberjohn

He's always had has a 100% accuracy rate for his forecasts of the Russian Irish weather conditions. His people loved him and respected him for his faultless foresight. He was is particularly good at predicting rain. One night recent Norn Iron weekend, despite clear skies, he made the prediction on the 6:00pm news broadcast that a violent storm was approaching but that it would be good for the weekend. It would flood the town in which he and his wife lived. He warned the people to take proper precautions and prepare for the worst. 



After he arrived home later that evening, his wife met him at the door and started arguing with him that his weather prediction was the most ridiculous thing she had ever heard. This time, she said, he had made a terrible mistake. There wasn't a cloud anywhere within 10 miles of the village. As a matter of fact, that day had been the most beautiful day that the town had ever had and it was quite obvious to everyone that it simply wasn't going to rain. As the weekend approached we kept an eye on the weather map and noted a bad system but one that might miss us.

He told her she his fellow Eccentrics was to be quiet and listen to him. If he said it was going to rain, IT WAS GOING TO RAIN. He had all of his Russian Knuthaus heritage behind him and he knew what he was talking about. She Comberjohn argued that although he came from a proud heritage, IT STILL WASN'T GOING TO RAIN. 

They argued back and forth for hours debated all week , so much that they went to bed mad at each other. 

During the night journey up on the Friday , sure enough one of the worst rainstorms hit the village the travelling Eccentrics the likes of which they had never seen. That morning when Rudolf and his wife arose, they looked out the window and saw all the water that had fallen that night. Somewhere short of Norn Iron the rain stopped for the rest of the journey. As had become usual, glorious sunshine prevailed for the entire of the weekend while other parts of the country suffered deluge.


"See," said Rudolf Comberjohn, "I told you it was going to rain." His wife The Travelling Wilburys Eccentrics admitted: "Once again your prediction came true. But I want to know, just how were you so accurate, Rudolf Comberjohn?" To which he replied, "You see, Rudolf the Red knows rain dear Norn Iron tradition !"


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 106,950 miles Deceased.
1983 K100RS 0011157 Fricka 606 Alaska Blue 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 58,200 miles. 
1996 K1100LT 0233004 Lohengrin Mystic Red 38,000 miles currently 48,061 miles.
1983 K100RS 0004449 Odette R100 colours 58,000 miles. Sprint fairing now 61,190 miles

Past:
1968 Yamaha 80 YG1
1971 Yamaha 125 YAS-1
1968 Honda 125 SS
1970 Honda CD 175
1973 Honda CB500-4
Honda CX 500
    

14Back to top Go down   Oh Dear me Empty Re: Oh Dear me Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:44 am

Corkboy

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It may take a while (it did for me)

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             '97 K1100LT 0188024 (Gone)
             '08 K1200GT Wedge - but still a K
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