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1Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Irish riders on Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:20

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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a set of traffic lights when a bunch of rowdy drunk motorcyclists (led by one on a red K1600) pulls up next to them. "Hey show us your tits, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up grandmotherly whores before I come over there, tear youse each a new arsehole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently and asks, "was that cross enough?"


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2Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:14

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Hey, lay off the red K1600's!


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3Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Australian riders on Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:36

92KK 84WW Olaf

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ainsjac wrote:A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a set of traffic lights in Australia when a bunch of rowdy drunk motorcyclists (led by one on a red K1600) pulls up next to them. "Hey show us your tits, yer bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculate, "I don't think they know who we are, show them your cross Kross."
Sister Immaculate rolls down her window and shouts, "piss off yer drunken misbegotten bastard sons of tinted dried up grandmotherly whores before I come over there, tear youse each a new arsehole and then bite yer poxy balls off!"
Sister Immaculate looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently and asks, "was that cross Kross enough?"
Comberjohn

Is that ok? We'll have nun of this poking fun at Irish riders.

Olaf.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

4Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:41

92KK 84WW Olaf

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This might help explain it better....

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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

5Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Mon 23 Feb 2015, 21:10

larrikin

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So, you want to start picking on us Aussies, well we can fight fire with fire Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

What do you call 144 Irishmen?

Gross ignorance.


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6Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Mon 23 Feb 2015, 22:15

92KK 84WW Olaf

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For Dai........

I think its posted somewhere else here but.....
What do you call a Moto Guzzi with Brewers Droop? Irish riders 905546712 Irish riders 22936


A BMW.





Ah but

What do you call a Ducati that's a bit twasted? Irish riders 178468 Irish riders 178468

A Moto Guzzi!! Irish riders 44271 Irish riders 44271 Irish riders 44271


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

7Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 07:50

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A blind guy walks into a Aussi biker bar without knowing what kind of bar it is.

He orders a beer and says to the barman "do you wanna hear a good Harley Davidson joke?"

The barman replies "Look buddy, your blind so i'll give you a hint. I ride a Fatboy, The two bouncers ride Harleys and so do the table of Hells Angels boys behind. Do you still want to tell that joke?"


the blind man replies "ummm no fucken way. I couldn't be arsed trying to explain it that many times!"

    

8Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 09:07

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Irishman. "Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot. They all board the train. The Irishmen take their respective seats but all three Scots cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,"Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Irishmen see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Irishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money,and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Irishman. Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot. When they board the train the three Irishmen cram into a bathroom and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Scots leaves his bathroom and walks over to the bathroom where the Irishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

9Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:42

larrikin

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The best joke the Scots did on the Irish was to give them the Bagpipes. The Irish still don't get the joke.


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10Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 12:12

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Wouldn't be too sure of that......bagpipes didn't originate in Scotland. Middle East then Greece to Rome who may have brought them to Britain and mentioned in the 14th century Canterbury Tales.

There is mention of them 15/16th century bagpipe music in Ireland [in the form of Uileann pipes].

But the spread of the British Empire and the great Highland Regiments spread the word far and wide and fpor music there is nothing to beat bagpipes, other than a great organ.

They may have come to Ireland much earlier too as there was a huge amount of two way traffic between Ireland and Rome in the first millennium.

But.....we gave em the whiskey!!!


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

11Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:25

Dai

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So how do you get an Irishwoman pregnant?
































And you thought the Irish were thick!!!!


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12Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 18:02

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@Dai wrote:So how do you get an Irishwoman pregnant? Scotch Finger Biscuits
































And you thought the Irish were thick!!!!


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13Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:33

Stan

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I believe that I have somehow started an international incident.


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14Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:41

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I think you have, and the Irish are biting well. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy 
I got 'em hook, line and sinker.


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15Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Wed 25 Feb 2015, 00:12

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Larrikin you seem to be on a roll. The sort that comes from having got another K or completed a serious restoration of one. Wondering now will we get you over to this part of the world.

At this rate I could see one or two Eccentrics doing a trip down under for some K riding. I may be needing a substitute trip because my eldest daughter decided to go to New York for Valentines day week and the day she arrived sent me back a photo of a new ring on her finger. Now she told me last night about the wedding plans for next year. She has a significant birthday and so have I, for which my plans were a trip to eastern Europe on the K. Last night she seems to have hi jacked my travel window!!! Some serious discussion needed but......


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

16Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Wed 25 Feb 2015, 04:25

larrikin

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Tell her to get married in Australia

BTW As a true Larrikin I am not bias, I will get anyone I can Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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17Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Wed 25 Feb 2015, 04:39

92KK 84WW Olaf

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Well, we did send you Ned Kelly.........


The same daughter told me one day when I wanted to discuss something with her...'Dad, today is not a good day to argue with me'. Mindful that women don't always mean what they say the tone it was said meant it registered with me that no day was ever going to be a good day to argue with her. She was 13 at the time.


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1992 K100LT 0193214 Bertha Alaska Blue 101,000 miles
1984 K100RT 0022575 Brutus Baja Red 578 bought 36,000 now 89,150 miles
1997 K1100LT 0188024 Wotan Mystic Red 689 58,645 now 105,200 miles
1983 K100RS 0011171 Fricka 606 29,495 miles Damn K Pox Its a Bat outta Hell Now 36,188  miles
    

18Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:52

larrikin

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Most of the Crims that were sent out here were Irish.
Ned Kelly was just another crim from the start.

Still suggest it to her.


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19Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:12

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Carefull - or I let the really cross Nuns out!
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20Back to top Go down   Irish riders Empty Re: Irish riders on Thu 26 Feb 2015, 16:15

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They would become handy at shotgun weddings.


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