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Rick G

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43 missing after flat earth surfing event Flat_e10


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Stan

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They are only jumping to a conclusion.


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Arlina

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flatearthers have members all over the globe Smile


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Dai

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Do they all share the same surname of Lemming?


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Very sensitive lot. Easy to push them over the edge.


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Rick G

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I know its not flat because if it was cats would have pushed everything off.


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


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Arlina

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Dai wrote:Do they all share the same surname of Lemming?

43 missing after flat earth surfing event Lemmings-BoxScan


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Dai

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Remember it well.... never got past level 9 I think it was.


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Rick G

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One place that always makes me chuckle is a corner on the road from Wisemans Ferry to Wollemi (west of Sydney) and it is called Lemmings Corner, probably well named.


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"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.
And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."   Dalai Lama


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AL-58

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RicK G wrote:One place that always makes me chuckle is a corner on the road from Wisemans Ferry to Wollemi (west of Sydney) and it is called Lemmings Corner, probably well named.

It got named that as many new, unskilled riders used to fall off and end up under the armco fence. The NSW MCC petitioned for the name. They probably still do fall off.

If you are a rider that see's a 15kmh corner speed advisory sign leading up to a blind crest and thinks "I cant see it, maybe I should should slow down anyway" you won't crash(most of us I hope. The corner isn't that bad really.

Ignoring the signs, waiting to see how bad it is over the crest before you respond means the rider often panics as soon as they can see over the crest, slam the brakes on and lose it in the gravel. Seen many L and P plate bikes wedged under that armco fence.

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RicK G wrote:43 missing after flat earth surfing event Flat_e10

Where does all the water go?


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Stan

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Down.


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Two Wheels Better

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There's a local bloke driving round in a travel van near Tacoma who has comments written on every window of the vehicle. The main message is that we readers should investigate the flat earth society, alongside an admonishment that masks are not important in current Covid conditions. I see him often at the marijuana dispensary (it's legal here in Washington state).

I have kindly made an FES link for those who need a bedtime read for insomnia, really really wanna believe in something, are having trouble going to the loo, or just need a laugh, all perspective dependent of course.

Next up, vapour trails as mind control, and the tens of thousands of support crew the world over who must be able to really really really hold a secret while dispensing their controlling chemicals over us daily via aeroplanes.


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Two Wheels Better wrote:Next up, vapour trails as mind control, and the tens of thousands of support crew the world over who must be able to really really really hold a secret while dispensing their controlling chemicals over us daily via aeroplanes.
I've never really put much thought into the conspiracy part of the 'trails, but in '05 or so, working S. of Mobile, I did watch 2 jets fly a grid pattern in the sky, turning a bright sunny day into an overcast day, by filling the sky as far as one could see in all directions. Have no clue if anything was in that vapor, but they achieved 100% coverage of the sky. "they" did this several different days for the few weeks I was down there. 
Disclamer: I have no clue who "they" were, and have no clue of WHY "they" did it. Just saw it done. If someone REALLY cared, I could go back in my records, and identify what weeks this was done, but just a curiosity to me. As one of the comedians used to say... "things that make ya go  - humm."
P. S. I did not notice any ill effects during that time. 'Course being half nuts, I'm not sure anyone would notice 43 missing after flat earth surfing event 8157

    

Dai

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Two Wheels Better wrote:Next up, vapour trails as mind control, and the tens of thousands of support crew the world over who must be able to really really really hold a secret while dispensing their controlling chemicals over us daily via aeroplanes.
As an ex-airport worker, both in IT and on the ramp, I could tell you the truth about what's going on but then I'have to klill you Twisted Evil


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Two Wheels Better

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A couple of weeks ago I sat straight faced and listened to my sister-in-law's boyfriend (a man, in his early 60s) tell me that he has a heart fibrillation (not unusual) and that he has discovered that with the nano particles being dispensed over rural Oregon (where he lives) by the chemtrail-aircraft manufacturer-government-military-pact there is a known connection between left handed laboratory squirrels who run on 'hamster' wheels and receive a reward of food, but after receiving their dose of nano droppings they no longer desire to exercise, but are also developing heart fibrillation - and no one is talking about it! He insisted he rang the county medical examiner to inform him and was told that the CDC were in on it. His proof? He thought it should be obvious. He is lefthanded too. I politely and calmly told him "Not in my house. We have left handed squirrels in hiding where they are safe." He squinted at me, seriously, with a keen sense of understanding and of secrets shared.

He smokes a lot of pot.


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How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. - Annie Dillard, author - born 1945
1977 R75/7-100, '93 K11/K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100 Mystic, '96 K1100RS, 2 x '98 K1200RS, '06 K1200R & '09 K1300GT. Projects: 1993 & '96 K1100RS, & one '98 K1200RS. The R100 Mystic, K11/12 Big Block, 2nd K1200RS, K1200R & K1300GT are running, rego'd & ridable.
    

tinyspuds

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Stan wrote:Down.
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No sphere=no axial spin=no DOWN. Tell the truth Stan, where do you really live?


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Stan

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I live in the land down under, therefore I know where down is located. Laughing


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tinyspuds

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Just testing 43 missing after flat earth surfing event 652573.


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1954 Royal Enfield 350 Bullet. Original.
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Two Wheels Better wrote:A couple of weeks ago I sat straight faced and listened to my sister-in-law's boyfriend (a man, in his early 60s) tell me that he has a heart fibrillation (not unusual) and that he has discovered that with the nano particles being dispensed over rural Oregon (where he lives) by the chemtrail-aircraft manufacturer-government-military-pact there is a known connection between left handed laboratory squirrels who run on 'hamster' wheels and receive a reward of food, but after receiving their dose of nano droppings they no longer desire to exercise, but are also developing heart fibrillation - and no one is talking about it! He insisted he rang the county medical examiner to inform him and was told that the CDC were in on it. His proof? He thought it should be obvious. He is lefthanded too. I politely and calmly told him "Not in my house. We have left handed squirrels in hiding where they are safe." He squinted at me, seriously, with a keen sense of understanding and of secrets shared.

He smokes a lot of pot.
That nano-dispensing aircraft is apparently the sole surviving Avro Arrow. It was secretly trucked away and hidden in a barn in rural Saskatchewan.  Flown by Elvis apparently.

    

Stan

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Elvis was ahead of his times. He thought of a computer dating app before computers took off. It came from his song......Love me tinder. Twisted Evil


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tinyspuds

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Stan wrote:.....Love me tinder. Twisted Evil
43 missing after flat earth surfing event 314318 I’ve been up for 5 hours, but it’s still too early for that joke  43 missing after flat earth surfing event 44271


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