My wife emailed me this one:

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried female friends. One is engaged, one is
a mistress. I have been married for 26+ years to the same man.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's
how it
all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, black stockings, tall stiletto heels
and a mask. He
saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we
made love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the
leather bodice, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over my eyes
and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but we had wild sex all night long.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?