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floyd

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Priceless, Floyd!!!   "How to Talk to Australians" 44271  Thanks for sharing.


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Floyd! Haven't had such a chuckle for a long time!!  Thanx!!


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Mmmm, lamb dipped in choco then rolled in coconut.

"It's called a Lamington. Could use some Vegemite. Those Australians sure do eat funny."


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What is Vegemite? We have stuff called Marmite here, its a fake version of Bovril.


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Vegimite is the Nectar of the gods. Nearly every Aussie was raised with vegimite.


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"How to Talk to Australians" What-is-vegemite1


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The only reason they learn Australian is so they can get a job as a telephone marketer or service centre


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It increases my paranoia
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I had the (dis)honour of tasting vegimite this year on my Australian trip.

I think it must be like that rotten fish they eat up in norway/finland/sweden. You must have tasted it before your tastebuds have developed fully, otherwise its waaaay too late (yuck!).  "How to Talk to Australians" 261959  "How to Talk to Australians" 8157 

By the way, those videos are no end of funny, I sent them to my brother and all my Australian friends.


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larrikin wrote:Vegimite is the Nectar of the gods. Nearly every Aussie was raised with vegimite.

I'm glad you said nearly.  I hate the stuff, it's an acquired taste that I've never acquired.

Al


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My wife is Spanish/Italian born and bred and she looove vegemite. She has it on toast (thicker than I do) with avocado spread on top. Loves it.

And no thats not her in the picture.


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