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1Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Men's rules on Mon May 16, 2011 11:09 pm

blaKey

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Print this out and post it on the fridge door...if you dare!



OUR RULES



Please note...these are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE!



1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Sunday is for sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.



1. Shopping is NOT a sport…and no, we are never going to think of it that way.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!



1. “Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do; sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 30 days.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.



1. If something we said could be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad, angry, annoyed or upset, we meant the other one.



1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both! Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.



1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. Hooray for satellite navigation.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows’ default settings. Peach for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is a vegetable. We have no idea what that purplish colour is.



1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…really!



1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as rugby, home brew versus store bought, V8 Supercars or chainsaws.



1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Thank you for reading this.


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2Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 12:59 am

Rickmeister

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I haven't got the courage!!

    

3Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 9:42 am

BIG D

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Ulrich_Grabau wrote:I haven't got the courage!!

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Nice one Ulrich.

BIG D

    

4Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 11:15 am

IPJ100

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you got this on your fridge then??

You are a braver man than I..........

great though.

Ian


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5Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 1:22 pm

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We had a good laugh now the ladies want to come up with their own list! If it's any good (and I suspect it will be) I'll re-post it here.

    

6Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 5:34 pm

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@Two Wheels Better wrote:We had a good laugh now the ladies want to come up with their own list! If it's any good (and I suspect it will be) I'll re-post it here.

Why don't we have the ladies posting on their own?
We would certainly learn a lot about this forum members.... I can just imagine: "xxxx doesn't care about house work, he just care about his bike!" This would be fun. Men's rules 723598


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7Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 5:37 pm

blaKey

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"Why don't we have the ladies posting on their own?"

Be careful what you wish for!


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8Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 5:49 pm

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Ah, for the good ol' days when the pubs closed at six o'clock and the women drank in their own bar in the back room of the pub...

Wait a minute, did I just say that?

    

9Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 10:29 pm

RicK G

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@Two Wheels Better wrote:Ah, for the good ol' days when the pubs closed at six o'clock and the women drank in their own bar in the back room of the pub...

Wait a minute, did I just say that?

How very courageous TWB can I have your bike.

    

10Back to top Go down   Men's rules Empty Re: Men's rules on Tue May 17, 2011 11:01 pm

charlie99

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i remember those days twb .......problem was you had to be escorting a lady before you could go in the ladies area ........made it hard to pick up chicks ....lol


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