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1Back to top Go down    Sochi Toilet Rules on Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:50 pm

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As the Winter Olympics will soon be beemed into our lounge rooms worldwide, there come some interesting news reports about hotels without lobbies, door knobs which come off in your hand, manhole covers missing on the esplanade, piles of dirt in gardens, and along walkways, with potted plants still sitting unplanted - all of this with the games mere hours away.

It's enough to make you want to go....to the toilet that is, but beware for there are rules:



Can you name them all?


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2Back to top Go down    Re: Sochi Toilet Rules on Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:01 pm

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Sit
Don't piss on the lid
No drinking from bowl/spewing after too much vodka
Feet on ground not bowl (for our muslim brothers)
No fishing/peeing on wall (aim properly brother, your mother is not here to help you)
Don't hold onto the red X, it is not a hand rail 'cause you will end up on your arse.

But there is one sign missing ......................





No Pooftas.



Last edited by TacKler on Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:04 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Spelling)


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3Back to top Go down    Re: Sochi Toilet Rules on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:06 am

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Sit to piss , don't spray
No Aussie, nor Islamic way
Don't angle , disentangle

Dump!


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4Back to top Go down    Re: Sochi Toilet Rules on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:09 am

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@Ghost who rides wrote:Sit to piss , don't spray
No Aussie, nor Islamic way
Don't angle , disentangle

Dump!
Ghost, that's perty close to haiku territory, mate!  Wink 

Cheers.


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5Back to top Go down    Re: Sochi Toilet Rules on Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:17 am

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Haiku territory?
Back at you Dazz
Living in the Past, it seems.


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