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The Banking Crisis Hits Japan Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:24 am
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The credit crisis has reached Japan...
In the last 7 days Origami Bank
has folded
Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans
to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that KaraokeBank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in
Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank
are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to
have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff
at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something
fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw
deal
In the last 7 days Origami Bank
has folded
Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans
to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that KaraokeBank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in
Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank
are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to
have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff
at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something
fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw
deal
