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Texan in Sydney Sat Sep 13, 2014 2:26 am
larrikin
Life time member
A Texan came to Sydney and was being shown around by a guide. He took him to the Harbour bridge and said this was one of biggest span bridges in the world. The Texan said "We've got one 4 times that size in Texas". Next he took to the Opera House and said this is the biggest Opera House in Australia. The Texan said "We've got one 6 times that size in Texas"
So the guide took him into the country side. There, they saw a kangaroo. The Texan said "What's that?" The guide replied "Haven't you got mice in Texas?
So the guide took him into the country side. There, they saw a kangaroo. The Texan said "What's that?" The guide replied "Haven't you got mice in Texas?
Last edited by larrikin on Sat Sep 13, 2014 10:32 am; edited 1 time in total
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