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jjefferies

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Got hit with this:
"What's the CHEAPEST Thing on a BMW??"
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The owner.

    

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Dai

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>> groan <


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1983 K100 upgraded to K100RS spec, 1987 K100RT
Others...
1978 Moto Guzzi 850-T3, 1979 Moto Guzzi 850-T3 California,1993 Moto Guzzi 1100ie California
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jjefferies

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Dai wrote:>> groan <
Groan! from grown men!

    

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Point-Seven-five

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Ugh!  I resemble that remark.


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Present:
1994 K75RT
1991 K100RS


Past:
1988 K100RS SE
1994 BMW K75S
1992 BMW K100RS
1982 Honda FT500
1979 Honda XR185
1977 Honda XL125
1974 Honda XL125
1972 OSSA Pioneer 250
1968 Kawasaki 175
    

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daveyson

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I like the saying from kioolt, something like "the cheapest thing on a BMW is the nut connecting the handlebars to the seat"


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11/1985 bmw k100rt (late model)  Vin. 0090567
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Two Wheels Better

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Service manager to BMW rep after non-confirmed diagnosis: "Customer is complaining about a whine from his bike".

BMW Rep to service manager: "Is it coming from inside his helmet?"


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1970 R60/5, '77 R75/7-R100, '85 K100, '87 K75C, '87 K100RS, '93 K11-K12 Big Block, '93 K1100RS, '95 R100-Mystic, '96 K1100RS, '98 K1200RS, '00 K1200RS, '02 K1200RS, '03 K1200GT, '04 R1150R, '04 R1150RT, '05 K1200S, '06 K1200R, '07 K1200R, '09 K1300GT, 2013 R1200RT-P & 2022 S1000XR



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